Make three paper airplanes.
Not that cheap stuff, but a real Huff paper.
Feign importance. Glean your way into a skyscraper.
Open a window, set off an alarm.
Throw them.
One for you, one for them, and one for the first two.
Walk through the park. Find a tea house.
Sit too high on old growth. Tell them of your fears.
Run along the steepest hill you can find.
Reach the top. Breathe with them.
Then go get donuts.
Take them to an open mic. Buy two tall cans.
Sneak them in, but drink them loudly.
Buy two round-trip bus tickets around the city.
Become a mobile two-person flash mob.
Egg people on. Get them to sing.
After all, you are.